- "I dunno. I never heard of no mayor."
- ―'tude guard[source]
'tude Guard is a security guard who works at the Museum of Natural History in New New York City. He has a major attitude and told off Turanga Morris and Turanga Munda for being above the surface, even though they had passes. He also kicked Philip J. Fry out of the museum for stealing the fossil of his dog.