- "I dunno. I never heard of no mayor!"
- ―'tude guard[source]
'tude Guard is a security guard who works at the Museum of Natural History in New New York City. He has a major attitude and told off Morris and Munda for being above the surface, even though they had surface passes. (Sewer mutants cannot go up to the surface unless they have passes from the mayor.) He also kicked Fry out of the museum for stealing the fossil of his 20th century dog.