"In the year one million and a half / humankind is enslaved by giraffe.

Man must pay for all his misdeeds / when the treetops are stripped of their leaves."

1,000,000½ is a year to which the professor, Bender and Fry went.


  • Humankind is enslaved by giraffes.
  • The fourth known "medieval" age in the history of Earth.
  • Rothschild parody. They made a carriage pulled by a giraffe and went out to buy a snack.
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