"Alright, look. Our policy is, if for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."
7¹¹ Clerk[source]

The 7¹¹ Clerk is the only known man clerk at the chain store 7¹¹. He is keen to follow the company's policy yet seems to dislike most customers. He is completely enclosed in either glass or plastic to protect himself from customers.


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