- "Alright, look. Our policy is, if for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you."
- ―7¹¹ Clerk[source]
The 7¹¹ Clerk is the only known clerk at the chain store 7¹¹. He is keen to follow the company's policy yet seems to dislike most customers. He is completely enclosed in either glass or plastic to protect himself from customers.