- ""Barbados slim? I love that guy!"
- ―Dr. Zoidberg[source]
Barbados Slim is Hermes' rival. He has Olympic medals in both limbo and Sex. He was once married to Labarbara, Hermes' wife. When Hermes lost his body, Barbados Slim remarried Labarbara after she left Hermes.
Hermes and Barbados have always been rivals, as the latter always wins a competition everytime they've met. In the 3004 Olympics, they met against on the limbo games. Hermes, who hadn't limboed in twenty years, wore a flamodynamic suit that pushed his gravity closer to his knee, giving him a skinny physique, which Barbados mocked. As the limbo race began, it seemed that Hermes would win. However, due to the suit tearing, Barbados won as usual.
In 3008, Hermes' head was accidentally chopped off and had to be preserved in a jar while his body was being repaired. LaBarbara then left him and dated Barbados, as well as having Dwight's surname changed. However, when Hermes used his bureaucratic mind to assist the Earth fleet in retaking Earth from the nudist scammers, Labarbara took him back. Barbados swore that they haven't seen the last of him and exited the bridge, but was pinned down by the sliding door.
Hermes once mentioned that Barbados was the "First man to win the gold medal in both Limbo and Sex."
Appearances
- "Bend Her" (First Appearance)
- "Bender's Big Score"