- ""Barbados slim? Last I heard, you were in Barbados!""
- ―Hermes Conrad[source]
Barbados Slim is Hermes' rival. He has Olympic medals in both limbo and sex. He was once married to LaBarbara, Hermes' wife. When Hermes lost his body, LaBarbara left Hermes and remarried Barbados Slim.
Hermes and Barbados have always been rivals, as the latter always wins a competition every time the two have met. In the 3004 Olympics, they competed against each other in the limbo games. Hermes, who hadn't limboed in twenty years, wore a Flabo Dynamic Suit. The suit pushed Hermes' center of gravity closer to his knees, giving him a skinny physique which Barbados mocked. As the limbo race began, it seemed that Hermes would win. However, when the suit tore, Barbados won as usual.
In 3008, Hermes' head was accidentally chopped off and had to be preserved in a jar while his body was being repaired. LaBarbara left him and dated Barbados, as well as having Dwight's surname changed. However, when Hermes used his bureaucratic mind to assist the Earth fleet in retaking Earth from the Nude Alien Scammers, LaBarbara took him back. Barbados swore that they haven't seen the last of him and exited the bridge, but was pinned down by the sliding door.