Bite my shiny metal ass!

Bite my shiny metal ass! is Bender's trademark catchphrase. He uses it mostly as a running gag whenever he is annoyed with someone. The words are part of Bender's top ten most used words, with the exception of "metal", which was substituted with "daffodil". He uses it in different variations depending on the situation.[1]

Variations and Appearances[edit | edit source]

Space Pilot 3000[edit | edit source]

"Bite my shiny metal ass!"
Bender

Fear of a Bot Planet[edit | edit source]

"Bite my shiny metal ass!"
Bender action figure

When Aliens Attack[edit | edit source]

"Bite my red-hot glowing ass! Wait a minute, red hot glowing ass? I'll be right back. OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!"
Bender

Fry & the Slurm Factory[edit | edit source]

"Hey, bite my shiny metal ass!"
Bender

Xmas Story[edit | edit source]

"Lick my frozen metal ass!"
Bender

Anthology of Interest I[edit | edit source]

"Bite my colossal metal ass!"
Bender

War is the H-Word[edit | edit source]

"Bite my shiny metal -- [unfinished]"
Bender

Amazon Women in the Mood[edit | edit source]

"Maybe you can interface with my ass. By biting it!"
Bender

Bendless Love[edit | edit source]

"It's time to kick some shiny metal ass."
Bender

Roswell that Ends Well[edit | edit source]

"1947 can kiss my shiny metal-(he falls off the Planet Express ship)-AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"

-Bender

Where the Buggalo Roam[edit | edit source]

[singing] "We got a right to pick a little fight with rustlers
Somebody wants to pick a fight with us,
He’d better bite my ass!
"

-Bender

Insane in the Mainframe[edit | edit source]

"Hey Red, you’re just in time to join the hostage situation. What side you wanna be on?"
Roberto
"The side that kicks your twisted metal ass."
Fry

I Dated a Robot[edit | edit source]

"All right, Liu. Time to kick your frosty, well-toned ass! Yah!"
Leela

Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television[edit | edit source]

"Bite my shiny metal ass!"
Bender (twice)
"'Bite my shiny metal ass' could be a catchphrase!"
Network President
"Hey, Dad! Bite my shiny metal ass!"
Cubert

Obsoletely Fabulous[edit | edit source]

"The modern world can bite my splintery wooden ass!"
Bender

The Farnsworth Parabox[edit | edit source]

"Hey! Bite my glorious golden ass!"
Alternate Bender (from universe 1)

The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings[edit | edit source]

"Oh, yeah? Well bite my shiny metal – [he realizes he traded away his crotchplate] Oh no!"
Bender

The Beast with a Billion Backs[edit | edit source]

"Bender to crew. I have reached the gateway to another universe. I feel awed and strangely humbled by the momentous solemnity of this occasion. Hey, other universe, bite my shiny metal..." [he thrusts his ass into the anomaly and he and the ship are blasted away from it]"
Bender
"The human race can bite my shiny metal ass!"
Bender

Bender's Game[edit | edit source]

"Yeah? Well, bite my shiny metal face!"
Titanius Anglesmith

Into the Wild Green Yonder[edit | edit source]

"Bite my shiny metal hat!"
Fry

Attack of the Killer App[edit | edit source]

"Is there an app for kissing my shiny metal ass?"
Bender

Ghost in the Machines[edit | edit source]

"As you can see, since Bender's death, requests to bite one's shiny metal ass are down by 98%."
Hermes
"Bite my shiny metal ass!"
Scruffy

The Silence of the Clamps[edit | edit source]

"Bite my shiny metal clamps!"
―'Clamps'The Simpsons Game
"Ow! My shiny metal ass!"
Bender

Reincarnation[edit | edit source]

"Byte my 8-bit metal ass!"
Bender

Benderama[edit | edit source]

"Bite my tiny metal ass!"
Tiny Bender Duplicate

The Bots and the Bees[edit | edit source]

"Wipe my tiny metal ass!"
Ben

Simpsorama[edit | edit source]

"Bite my shiny metal ass!"

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