Bite my shiny metal ass!
Bite my shiny, metal ass! is Bender's trademark catchphrase. He uses it mostly as a running gag whenever he is annoyed with someone. The words are part of Bender's top ten most used words, with the exception of "metal", which was substituted with "daffodil". He uses it in different variations depending on the situation.[1]
Variations and Appearances 
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Space Pilot 3000 Edit
- "Bite my shiny metal ass!"
- ―Bender
Fear of a Bot Planet Edit
- "Bite my shiny metal ass!"
- ―Bender action figure
When Aliens Attack Edit
- "Bite my red-hot glowing ass! Wait a minute, red hot glowing ass? I'll be right back. OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!"
- ―Bender
Fry & the Slurm Factory Edit
- "Hey, bite my shiny metal ass!"
- ―Bender
Xmas Story Edit
- "Lick my frozen metal ass!"
- ―Bender
Anthology of Interest I Edit
- "Bite my colossal metal ass!"
- ―Bender
War is the H-Word Edit
- "Bite my shiny metal -- [unfinished]"
- ―Bender
Amazon Women in the Mood Edit
- "Maybe you can interface with my ass. By biting it!"
- ―Bender
Bendless Love Edit
- "It's time to kick some shiny, metal ass."
- ―Bender
Roswell that Ends Well Edit
"1947 can kiss my shiny metal-(he falls off the Planet Express ship)-AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"
-Bender
Where the Buggalo Roam Edit
[singing] "We got a right to pick a little fight with rustlers
Somebody wants to pick a fight with us,
He’d better bite my ass!"
Insane in the Mainframe Edit
- "Hey Red, you’re just in time to join the hostage situation. What side you wanna be on?"
- ―Roberto
- "The side that kicks your twisted metal ass."
- ―Fry
I Dated a Robot Edit
- "All right, Liu. Time to kick your frosty, well-toned ass! Yah!"
- ―Leela
Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television Edit
- "Bite my shiny metal ass!"
- ―Bender (twice)
- "'Bite my shiny metal ass' could be a catchphrase!"
- ―Network President
- "Hey, Dad! Bite my shiny metal ass!"
- ―Cubert
Obsoletely Fabulous Edit
- "The modern world can bite my splintery wooden ass!"
- ―Bender
The Farnsworth Parabox Edit
- "Hey! Bite my glorious golden ass!"
- ―Alternate Bender (from universe 1)
The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings Edit
- "Oh, yeah? Well bite my shiny metal – [he realizes he traded away his crotchplate] Oh nooo!"
- ―Bender
The Beast with a Billion Backs Edit
- "Bender to crew. I have reached the gateway to another universe. I feel awed and strangely humbled by the momentous solemnity of this occasion. Hey, other universe, bite my shiny metal..." [he thrusts his ass into the anomaly and he and the ship are blasted away from it]"
- ―Bender
- "The human race can bite my shiny metal ass!"
- ―Bender
Bender's Game Edit
- "Yeah? Well, bite my shiny metal face!"
- ―Titanius Anglesmith
Into the Wild Green Yonder Edit
- "Bite my shiny metal hat!"
- ―Fry
Attack of the Killer App Edit
- "Is there an app for kissing my shiny metal ass?"
- ―Bender
Ghost in the MachinesEdit
- "As you can see, since Bender's death, requests to bite one's shiny metal ass are down by 98%."
- ―Hermes
- "Bite my shiny metal ass!"
- ―Scruffy
The Silence of the ClampsEdit
- "Bite my shiny metal clamps!"
- ―Clamps
The Simpsons Game
- "Ow! My shiny metal ass!"
- ―Bender
Reincarnation Edit
- "Byte my 8-bit metal ass!"
- ―Bender
BenderamaEdit
- "Bite my tiny metal ass!"
- ―Tiny Bender Duplicate
The Bots and the BeesEdit
- "Wipe my tiny metal ass!"
- ―Ben
Simpsorama Edit
"Bite my shiny metal ass!"
Appearances Edit
Episodes Edit
- "Space Pilot 3000"
- "Fear of a Bot Planet"
- "When Aliens Attack"
- "Fry & the Slurm Factory"
- "I Second that Emotion"
- "Xmas Story"
- "Anthology of Interest I"
- "War is the H-Word"
- "Amazon Women in the Mood"
- "Bendless Love"
- "Where the Buggalo Roam"
- "Insane in the Mainframe"
- "I Dated a Robot"
- "Bender Should Not Be Allowed On Television"
- "Obsoletely Fabulous"
- "The Farnsworth Parabox"
- "The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings"
- "Attack of the Killer App "
- "The Silence of the Clamps"
- "Benderama"
- "The Bots and the Bees"
- "Simpsorama"
