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"Bite my shiny metal ass!" - Bender's first ever line on the show, from "Space Pilot 3000".

Bite my shiny metal ass! is Bender's trademark catchphrase. He uses it mostly as a running gag whenever he is annoyed with someone. The words are part of Bender's top five most used words, with the exception of "metal", which was substituted with "daffodil".[1] He uses it in different variations depending on the situation. This phrase was also Bender's first ever line on the show, in the very first episode, "Space Pilot 3000".

Variations and Appearances

Space Pilot 3000

"Bite my shiny metal ass!"
Bender's first ever line on the show

Fear of a Bot Planet

"Bite my shiny metal ass!"
Bender action figure

When Aliens Attack

"Bite my red-hot glowing ass! Wait a minute, red hot glowing ass? I'll be right back. OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!"
Bender

Fry & the Slurm Factory

"Hey, bite my shiny metal ass!"
Bender

Xmas Story

"Lick my frozen metal ass!"
Bender

Anthology of Interest I

"Bite my colossal metal ass!"
Bender

War is the H-Word

"Bite my shiny metal -- [unfinished]"
Bender
  • Note: Zapp Brannigan shows Fry and Leela "Bender's Top Ten Most Frequently Uttered Words" in a similar way to David Letterman's Top Ten. Bender's Top 5 includes the words, listed in order:
    • 5. Bite
    • 4. My
    • 3. Shiny
    • 2. Daffodil
    • 1. Ass.

Amazon Women in the Mood

"Maybe you can interface with my ass. By biting it!"
Bender

Bendless Love

"It's time to kick some shiny metal ass."
Bender

Insane in the Mainframe

"Hey Red, you’re just in time to join the hostage situation. What side you wanna be on?"
Roberto
"The side that kicks your twisted metal ass."
Fry

Roswell that Ends Well

"1947 can kiss my shiny metal-- (falls off the Planet Express ship)"
Bender

Where the Buggalo Roam

[singing] "We got a right to pick a little fight with rustlers
Somebody wants to pick a fight with us,
He’d better bite my ass!
"

-Bender

I Dated a Robot

"All right, Liu. Time to kick your frosty, well-toned ass! Yah!"
Leela

Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television

"Bite my shiny metal ass!"
Bender (twice)
"'Bite my shiny metal ass' could be a catchphrase!"
Network President
"Hey, Dad! Bite my shiny metal ass!"
Cubert

Obsoletely Fabulous

"The modern world can bite my splintery wooden ass!"
Bender

The Farnsworth Parabox

"Hey! Bite my glorious golden ass!"
Alternate Bender (from universe 1)

The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings

"Oh, yeah? Well bite my shiny metal – [he realizes he traded away his crotchplate] Oh no!"
Bender

The Beast with a Billion Backs

"Bender to crew. I have reached the gateway to another universe. I feel awed and strangely humbled by the momentous solemnity of this occasion. Hey, other universe, bite my shiny metal..." [he thrusts his ass into the anomaly and he and the ship are blasted away from it]"
Bender
"The human race can bite my shiny metal ass!"
Bender

Bender's Game

"Yeah? Well, bite my shiny metal face!"
Titanius Anglesmith

Into the Wild Green Yonder

"Bite my shiny metal hat!"
Fry

Attack of the Killer App

"Is there an app for kissing my shiny metal ass?"
Bender

The Silence of the Clamps

"Bite my shiny metal clamps!"
Clamps

Benderama

"Bite my tiny metal ass!"
Tiny Bender Duplicate

Ghost in the Machines

"As you can see, since Bender's death, requests to bite one's shiny metal ass are down by 98%."
Hermes
"Bite my shiny metal ass!"
Scruffy

Neutopia

"Wife? What are you doin' with Bender's shiny metal, gas compressor?"
Hermes

Yo Leela Leela

"He sure has a shiny metal bubbledeeboop."
Princess Num Num

Reincarnation

"Byte my 8-bit metal ass!"
Bender

The Bots and the Bees

"Wipe my tiny metal ass!"
Ben

The Six Million Dollar Mon

"Nice shiny metal ass, Hermes!"
Fry

Naturama

"Bite my freshly molted blubber-filled ass!"
Elephant seal Bender

The Inhuman Torch

"Bite my shiny metal axe!"
Bender

Saturday Morning Fun Pit

"Rite my riny retal rass!"
Bendee Boo

Assie Come Home

"Hey, Fry. Take a picture of me bit'n' my own shiny metal ass."
Bender

Simpsorama

"Bite my shiny metal ass!"
Bender

The Simpsons Game

"Ow! My shiny metal ass!"
Bender

Appearances

Episodes

Films

Trivia

  • Bender's ass is actually bitten in "I Second that Emotion" by Nibbler, in "The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz" by a penguin, in "Assie Come Home" by Bender himself, and in "The Sun Also Raises!" by a shark.
  • Although there are two parodies of it in Season 3, the phrase itself does not appear in that season.
  • Outside of Futurama, in the Disenchantment episode "Stairway to Hell", King Zøg, who is also voiced by John DiMaggio, says "Bite my shiny metal ax!"

References

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