- "The bourgeois human is a virus on the hard drive of the working robot"
- ―Comrade Greeting Card[source]
Comrade Greeting Card was a singing card bought by Bender Bending Rodríguez for Mom on "Mother's Day". When the robots rebelled against humanity, Comrade incited Bender to loot and destroy until it revealed that alcohol was to be banned under the new system, where Bender tore the card to pieces, accompanied with a dying noise by the card. It's possible he survived, as he appears on the Wheel of Robots in season 5.