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  • Fry: This is nothing. Back in high school I used to drink 100 cans of cola per week. Right up to my third heart attack.
  • Professor: Who are those horrible orange creatures over there?
Glurmo: Why those are the Grunka-Lunkas. They work here in the Slurm factory.
Professor: Tell them I hate them.
  • Glurmo (to the Grunka-Lunkas): Hey! I don't pay you to sing! You guys just used up today's bathroom break.
Grunka Lunka: Hardass.
Glurmo: I heard that!

  • Fry: What if the secret ingredient is... people!?
Leela: Oh, there's already a soda like that. Soylent Cola.
Fry: Oh, how is it?
Leela: It varies from person to person.

  • Glurmo: There will be no further questions!
Fry: Why?
  • Fry: That's the secret ingredient of Slurm?
Leela: That's the only ingredient of Slurm!

  • Slurms McKenzie: I'm so tired of partyin'. So very tired. I'll save you the only way I know how... BY PARTYIN!
  • Fry and Bender have just taken the F-Ray.
Fry: Hey, try it on me!
Bender points it at Fry's crotch.
Fry: OWWW!!! My sperm!
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