- "Frankly, I've never felt voting to be all that essential to the process."
- ―Gerald Ford
- "No kidding, Ford."
- ―Richard M. Nixon[source]
Gerald Rudolph "Jerry" Ford, Jr. (born Leslie Lynch King, Jr.; July 14, 1913 – December 26, 2006) was the President of the United States. By 2999, his still-living head was preserved and on display in the Head Museum in New New York.