Heads in Jars

Heads in Jars was invented sometime by the 23rd century, created by Ron Popeil. They can be used to store and preserve the heads of celebrities, and even long dead historical figures, from presidents to historical villains, through special cloning from the DNA of that person. They can even use robotic limbs in the jar or attach themselves to move around. The liquid inside is called H₂OG_fat.

It's also possible to revive already dead heads. Some examples of such characters include Elvis Presley (died in 1977), Richard M. Nixon (died in 1994), and Abraham Lincoln (died in 1865).

Known Heads in JarsEdit

• Abraham Lincoln's head
• Al Gore's head
• Andrew Jackson's head
• Apu Nahasapeemapetilon's head
• Beastie Boys' heads
• Beck's head
• Benjamin Franklin's head
• Benjamin Harrison's head
• Bill Clinton's head
• Billy Crystal's head
• Bob Barker's head
• Bob Dole's head
• Bob Uecker's head
• Charles de Gaulle's head
• Charlie Chaplin's head
• Checkers' head
• Chester A. Arthur's head
• Cindy Crawford's head
• Claudia Schiffer's head
• Clint Eastwood's head
• Conan O'Brien's head
• David Duchovny's head
• David X. Cohen's head
• DeForest Kelley's head
• Dennis Rodman's head
• Dick Cheney's head
• Dick Clark's head
• Elvis Presley's head
• Eric Stoltz's head
• Eric Cartman's head
• Gillian Anderson's head
• George Foreman's head
• George H. W. Bush's head
• George Takei's head
• George Washington's head
• Gerald Ford's head
• Grover Cleveland's head
• Hank Aaron's head
• Harry S. Truman
• Heidi Klum's head
• Henry Kissinger's head
• Hermes Conrad
• Homer Simpson's head
• Katey Sagal's head
• James Madison's head
• Jay Leno's head
• Jack Nicholson's head
• Jacques Cousteau's head
• Jerry Seinfeld's head
• Jill Big Breasts' head
• Jimmy Carter's head
• Joan Rivers' head
• John Adams' head
• John Turturro's head
• John Tyler's head
• Jonathan Frakes' head
• Justin Bieber's head
• Jon Stewart's head
• Karthoum (Horse Head from The Godfather)|Karthoum's head
• Kate Moss's head
• Laetitia Casta's head
• Leonard Nimoy's head
• Leonardo DiCaprio's head
• Long Dong Silver's head
• Liz Taylor's head
• Lyndon B. Johnson's head
• Lyndon LaRouche's head
• Lucille Ball's head
• Lucy Liu's head
• Martha Stewart's head
• Martin Lawrence's head
• Martin Van Buren's head
• Matt Groening's head
• Michael Dukakis' head
• Mimi Rogers' head
• Napoleon's head
• Nichelle Nichols's head
• Nicole Kidman's head
• Orson Welles' head
• Pamela Anderson's head
• Patrick Williams' head
• Penn Jillette's head
• Rebecca Romijn's head
• Rob Reiner's head
• Ross Perot's head
• Ron Jeremy's head
• Rich Little's head
• Richard M. Nixon's head
• Ronald Reagan's head
• Rutherford B. Hayes' head
• Samuel Genital's head
• Sandra Day O'Connor's head
• Sarah Michelle Gellar's head
• Secret Service Agent's head
• Sharon Stone's head
• Snoop Dogg's head
• Sylvester Stalone's head
• Tim Allen's head
• Theodore Roosevelt's head
• Thomas Jefferson's head
• Tom Cruise's head
• Traci Lords' head
• Walter Cronkite's head
• Walter Mondale's head
• Warren G. Harding's head
• William Howard Taft's head
• William Shatner's head