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|name = Heads in Jars
 
|image = [[File:225px-Beastie Boys.png|250px]]
 
|image = [[File:225px-Beastie Boys.png|250px]]
 
|homeworld = [[Earth]]
 
|homeworld = [[Earth]]
|skin = Different colours
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|skin = Different colors
|hair = Different colours
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|hair = Different colors
 
|members = [[:Category:Heads|Many]]
 
|members = [[:Category:Heads|Many]]
 
|appearance = [[Space Pilot 3000]]
 
|appearance = [[Space Pilot 3000]]
 
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In the year [[2999]], the technology to keep '''Heads in Jars''' was created by [[Ron Popeil's head]]. They can be used to store the heads of celebrities and even long dead historical figures from presidents to historic villains through special cloning from the DNA of that person. They can even use robotic limbs in the jar. The liquid inside is called [[H2OGfat|H<sub>2</sub>OG<sub>fat</sub>]].
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'''Heads in Jars''' was invented sometime by the 23rd century, created by [[Ron Popeil's head|Ron Popeil]]. They can be used to store and preserve the heads of celebrities, and even long dead historical figures, from presidents to historical villains, through special cloning from the DNA of that person. They can even use robotic limbs in the jar or attach themselves to move around. The liquid inside is called [[H2OGfat|H<sub>2</sub>OG<sub>fat</sub>]].
   
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It's also possible to revive already dead heads. Some examples of such characters include [[Elvis Presley's head|Elvis Presley]] (died in 1977), [[Richard M. Nixon's head|Richard M. Nixon]] (died in 1994), and [[Abraham Lincoln's head|Abraham Lincoln]] (died in 1865).
   
 
==Known Heads in Jars==
 
==Known Heads in Jars==
* [[Abraham Lincoln's head]]
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*[[Abraham Lincoln's head]]
* [[Andrew Jackson's head]]
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*[[Al Gore's head]]
* [[Apu Nahasapeemapetilon's head]]
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*[[Andrew Jackson's head]]
* [[Beastie Boys' heads]]
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*[[Apu Nahasapeemapetilon's head]]
* [[Beck's head]]
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*[[Beastie Boys' heads]]
* [[Benjamin Franklin's head]]
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*[[Beck's head]]
* [[Benjamin Harrison's head]]
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*[[Benjamin Franklin's head]]
* [[Bill Clinton's head]]
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*[[Benjamin Harrison's head]]
* [[Billy Crystal's head]]
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*[[Bill Clinton's head]]
* [[Bob Barker's head]]
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*[[Billy Crystal's head]]
* [[Bob Dole's head]]
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*[[Bob Barker's head]]
* [[Charles de Gaulle's head]]
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*[[Bob Dole's head]]
* [[Charlie Chaplin's head]]
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*Bob Uecker's head
* [[Checkers' head]]
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*[[Charles de Gaulle's head]]
* [[Chester A. Arthur's head]]
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*[[Charlie Chaplin's head]]
* [[Cindy Crawford's head]]
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*[[Checkers' head]]
* [[Claudia Schiffer's head]]
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*[[Chester A. Arthur's head]]
* [[Clint Eastwood's head]]
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*[[Cindy Crawford's head]]
* [[Conan O'Brien's head]]
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*[[Claudia Schiffer's head]]
* [[David Duchovny's head]]
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*[[Clint Eastwood's head]]
* [[David X. Cohen's head]]
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*[[Conan O'Brien's head]]
* [[DeForest Kelley's head]]
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*[[David Duchovny's head]]
* [[Dick Clark's head]]
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*[[David X. Cohen's head]]
* [[Elvis Presley's head]]
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*[[DeForest Kelley's head]]
* [[Eric Stoltz's head]]
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*Dennis Rodman's head
* [[Eric Cartman's head]]
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*[[Dick Cheney's head]]
* [[Gillian Anderson's head]]
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*[[Dick Clark's head]]
* [[George H. W. Bush's head]]
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*[[Elvis Presley's head]]
* [[George Washington's head]]
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*[[Eric Stoltz's head]]
* [[Gerald Ford's head]]
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*[[Eric Cartman's head]]
* [[Grover Cleveland's head]]
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*[[Gillian Anderson's head]]
* [[Harry S. Truman]]
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*George Foreman's head
* [[Heidi Klum's head]]
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*[[George H. W. Bush's head]]
* [[Henry Kissinger's head]]
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*[[George Takei's head]]
* [[Hermes Conrad]] (formely)
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*[[George Washington's head]]
* [[Homer Simpson's head]]
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*[[Gerald Ford's head]]
* [[Jill Big Breasts' head]]
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*[[Grover Cleveland's head]]
* [[Jimmy Carter's head]]
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*[[Hank Aaron's head]]
* [[John Turturro's head]]
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*[[Harry S. Truman]]
* [[Katey Sagal|Katey Sagal's head]]
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*[[Heidi Klum's head]]
* [[Jay Leno's head]]
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*[[Henry Kissinger's head]]
* [[Jack Nicholson's head]]
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*[[Hermes Conrad]]
* [[Jacques Cousteau's head]]
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*[[Homer Simpson's head]]
* [[Jerry Seinfeld's head]]
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*[[Katey Sagal|Katey Sagal's head]]
* [[Joan Rivers' head]]
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*James Madison's head
* [[Jonathan Frakes' head]]
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*[[Jay Leno's head]]
* [[Jon Stewart's head]]
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*[[Jack Nicholson's head]]
* [[Karthoum (Horse Head from The Godfather)|Karthoum's head]]
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*[[Jacques Cousteau's head]]
* [[Kate Moss's head]]
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*[[Jerry Seinfeld's head]]
* [[Laetitia Casta's head]]
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*[[Jill Big Breasts' head]]
* [[Leonard Nimoy's head]]
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*[[Jimmy Carter's head]]
* [[Leonardo DiCaprio's head]]
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*[[Joan Rivers' head]]
* [[Long Dong Silver's head]]
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*John Adams' head
* [[Liz Taylor's head]]
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*[[John Turturro's head]]
* [[Lyndon LaRouche's head]]
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*John Tyler's head
* [[Lucille Ball's head]]
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*[[Jonathan Frakes' head]]
* [[Lucy Liu's head]]
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*Justin Bieber's head
* [[Martha Stewart's head]]
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*[[Jon Stewart's head]]
* [[Martin Lawrence's head]]
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*Karthoum (Horse Head from The Godfather)|Karthoum's head
* [[Martin Van Buren's head]]
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*[[Kate Moss's head]]
* [[Matt Groening's head]]
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*[[Laetitia Casta's head]]
* [[Michael Dukakis' head]]
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*[[Leonard Nimoy's head]]
* [[Mimi Rogers' head]]
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*[[Leonardo DiCaprio's head]]
* [[Napoleon's head]]
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*[[Long Dong Silver's head]]
* [[Nichelle Nichols's head]]
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*[[Liz Taylor's head]]
* [[Nicole Kidman's head]]
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*[[Lyndon B. Johnson's head]]
* [[Pamela Anderson's head]]
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*[[Lyndon LaRouche's head]]
* [[Rebecca Romijn's head]]
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*[[Lucille Ball's head]]
* [[Rob Reiner's head]]
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*[[Lucy Liu's head]]
* [[Ross Perot's head]]
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*[[Martha Stewart's head]]
* [[Ron Jeremy's head]]
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*[[Martin Lawrence's head]]
* [[Ron Popeil's head]]
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*[[Martin Van Buren's head]]
* [[Rich Little's head]]
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*[[Matt Groening's head]]
* [[Richard M. Nixon's head]]
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*[[Michael Dukakis' head]]
* [[Ronald Reagan's head]]
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*[[Mimi Rogers' head]]
* [[Samuel Genital's head]]
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*[[Napoleon's head]]
* Sandra Day O'Connor's head
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*[[Nichelle Nichols's head]]
* [[Sarah Michelle Gellar's head]]
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*[[Nicole Kidman's head]]
* Secret Service Agent's head
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*[[Orson Welles' head]]
* [[Sharon Stone's head]]
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*[[Pamela Anderson's head]]
* [[Sylvester Stalone's head]]
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*Patrick Williams' head
* [[Tim Allen's head]]
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*Penn Jillette's head
* [[Theodore Roosevelt's head]]
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*[[Rebecca Romijn's head]]
* [[Thomas Jefferson's head]]
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*[[Rob Reiner's head]]
* [[Tom Cruise's head]]
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*[[Ross Perot's head]]
* [[Traci Lords' head]]
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*[[Ron Jeremy's head]]
* [[Walter Mondale's head]]
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*[[Rich Little's head]]
* [[Warren Harding's head]]
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*[[Richard M. Nixon's head]]
* [[William Howard Taft's head]]
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*[[Ronald Reagan's head]]
* [[William Shatner's head]]
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*[[Rutherford B. Hayes' head]]
[[Category:Mallorie Lyons]]
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*[[Samuel Genital's head]]
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*Sandra Day O'Connor's head
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*[[Sarah Michelle Gellar's head]]
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*Secret Service Agent's head
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*[[Sharon Stone's head]]
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*Snoop Dogg's head
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*[[Sylvester Stalone's head]]
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*[[Tim Allen's head]]
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*[[Theodore Roosevelt's head]]
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*[[Thomas Jefferson's head]]
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*[[Tom Cruise's head]]
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*[[Traci Lords' head]]
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*Walter Cronkite's head
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*[[Walter Mondale's head]]
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*[[Warren G. Harding's head]]
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*[[William Howard Taft's head]]
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*[[William Shatner's head]]
 
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[[Category:Technology]]
 
[[Category:Heads| ]]
 
[[Category:Heads| ]]
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[[Category:Inventions]]
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[[Category:Earthicans]]

Latest revision as of 21:37, February 3, 2019

Heads in Jars was invented sometime by the 23rd century, created by Ron Popeil. They can be used to store and preserve the heads of celebrities, and even long dead historical figures, from presidents to historical villains, through special cloning from the DNA of that person. They can even use robotic limbs in the jar or attach themselves to move around. The liquid inside is called H2OGfat.

It's also possible to revive already dead heads. Some examples of such characters include Elvis Presley (died in 1977), Richard M. Nixon (died in 1994), and Abraham Lincoln (died in 1865).

Known Heads in JarsEdit

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