- "In small doses, botulism toxin tightens and tones the facial muscles, instead of killing you in the most horrible fashion imaginable."
- ―Heather[source]
Heather is a youthacizer at the Bubbling Geezer spa. She administered Professor Farnsworth's botulism injections, anthro-squid back-massages, and soothing full body baths in searing hot tar saturated with time-altering chronitons. She seems to be always eager and pleasant, even when Professor Farnsworth yells at her.