- "Let us cavort like the Greeks of old. You know the ones I mean."
Hedonismbot made his first appearance in "Crimes of the Hot", where he was one of the many robots negatively affected by global warming. He also contributes the most out of any robot to causing global warming.
He is the rightful owner of the Maltese Liquor and enjoys putting batteries in things. He was in attendance at the Planet Express 100th Delivery Party, where he is concerned that the orgy pit be buttered and scraped. He eventually prepared to settle down and marry a nice house in the suburbs but at the bachelor party a nuclear stripper-bot suffered a catastrophic melt-down and he was the only survivor of the accident.
When most of Bender's body was Bot-jacked and sold for parts in a robot chop-shop operation, Hedonismbot purchased the "Robo-dong" (aka the Antenna) at The Beast With Two Bucks smut shop (where a toilet cam captured his image) and used it for "...anything and everything." When the Planet Express Crew visited him to retrieve the part, they are shown walking through a pleasure dungeon with him which is populated by both humans and robots, and Turanga Leela calls him "Senator."
Hedonismbot is a golden robot constructed entirely out of gold, funded by taxpayer's money. He is in the shape of a Roman guy laying down on a kline, with his four feet being the feet of the couch. He has a big fat belly in the middle of his chair, a dome-shaped head, which he lays on his headrest, and two prehensile arms on the side of his headrest. He also has a golden laurel wreath around his head.
Hedonismbot is a hedonistic robot, who spends every second of his day indulging his self-pleasure, (most of which is sexual). Hedonismbot is into some really kinky things and owns a sex dungeon, where people engage in various shocking sexual acts that include but are not limited to; BSDM, spanking, nipple clamping, electric shocking, polyamory, anal, fellatio, orgy pits, lubing, role-playing, furry fetishizing, etc.
Aside from sex, Hedonismbot usually has a bowl of grapes with him at most times, except when his servant Djambi covers his belly with chocolate icing (it’s actually oil).
He has a very short attention span, once asking Fry to write an opera, saying he would consider it a smashing success if it kept him entertained through the overture.
- Crimes of the Hot
- Bend Her (Cameo)
- The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings
- Proposition Infinity
- The Late Philip J. Fry
- That Darn Katz!
- The Mutants Are Revolting (Cameo)
- The Silence of the Clamps
- Law and Oracle
- Decision 3012
- Free Will Hunting
- Naturama (As a Salmon)
- Assie Come Home