- "Young man, you have the bravery of a hero and breath as fresh as a summer ham."
- ―Henry Kisssinger to Fry[source]
Henry Alfred Kissenger (born May 23, 1928-) was a German-born American politician. By 2999, his still living head was preserved and on display at the Head Museum in New New York City. He tried to negotiate a peace treaty with the Brain Balls of Spheron I.