Hermes Conrad has a number of expressions he has used throughout the series. Generally speaking, this catchphrase consists of either "Sweet", "Great", or "Sacred"; an animal of some sort and a location. Additionally, the catchphrase may be a Conrad tradition as both Dwight Conrad and Labarbara Conrad have said similar lines (the latter with questionable results).
Variations by Hermes
Xmas Story
- "Sweet lion of Zion!"
- "Sweet manatee of Galilee!"
The Lesser of Two Evils
- "Sweet llamas of the Bahamas!"
How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back
"Sweet gorilla of Manila!" (refers to the 1975 boxing match between Joe "The Gorilla" Frazier and Muhammed Ali in Manila)
- "Sweet something... of... someplace..."
- "Great cow of Moscow!"
Anthology of Interest I
- "Sweet giant anteater of Santa Anita!"
The Cryonic Woman
- "Sweet ghost of Babylon!" (Babylon is another often referenced location in Hermes' lines)
A Tale of Two Santas
- "Sacred boa of West and Eastern Samoa!"
Insane in the Mainframe
- "Sacred hog of Prague!"
The Route of All Evil
- "Cursed bacteria of Liberia!"
- "Sweet guinea pig of Winnipeg!"
Future Stock
- "Great bonda of Uganda!"
The Sting
- "Sweet three-toed sloth of the ice planet Hoth!"
The Farnsworth Parabox
- "Sweet honey bee of infinity!"
- ”Sweet fireball of Montreal!”
Bender's Big Score
- "Sweet yeti of the Serengeti!"
- "Sweet bongo of the Congo!"
The Beast with a Billion Backs
- "Sweet squid of Madrid!"
Into the Wild Green Yonder
- "Sweet kookaburra of Edinburgh!"
- "Sweet topology of cosmology!"
- "Sweet coincidence of Port-au-Prince"
Fry Am The Egg Man=
- "Sweet freak of Mozambique!"
The Prisoner of Benda
- "Sweet orca of Mallorca!"
Holiday Spectacular
- "Sweet candelabra of Le Havre, LaBarbara!"
- Sweet reawakening of jamaicaing - The Six Billion Dollar Mon
Variations by other characters
Dwight
Bender's Game
- "Sweet pony of Sierra Leone"
Labarbara
Into the Wild Green Yonder
- "Sweet she-cattle of Seattle!"
Zapp Brannigan
Beast With A Billion Backs
- "Sweet Sally in the alley!"*