- "Look at me! I'm going to be just like Hermes"
- ―Hermes Conrad's fan[source]
Hermes Conrad's fan was a fan of Hermes Conrad and Limboing. In the 2980 Olympics, he tries to limbo under an impossibly low pole that only an expert can limbo under and breaks his back. Hermes quit after that tragic event and couldn't face limboing again until 3004 when he rejoined his team.