- "[iHawk flicks his switch from "irreverent" to "maudlin"] This isn't a war, it's a murder. [He flicks it back] This isn't a war, it's a moider!"
- ―iHawk[source]
iHawk is a robot who helped Jellyfish nurse and John A. Zoidberg treat the wounded during Earth's battle with the Spheroids on Spheron I.
Trivia[]
- iHawk is based on Alan Alda's character Hawkeye Pierce from the television show M*A*S*H and he shares Hawkeye's drinking habits, voice, and comedy.
- His irreverent/maudlin switch is an obvious joke about M*A*S*H's tendency to switch back and forth from comedy to seriousness.