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Hermes: Poor Fry, he's got the munchies for freedom.

Farnsworth: Oh, don't worry, Fry. I too once spent a nightmare-ish time in a robot asylum. But now it's nearly over. So long.


Fry: [sniffing the Whiff-n-Win card, scratching the panels] Cherry. [Fry scratches another panel.] Cherry! [Fry scratches one last panel.] Mule. Crud!


Amy: [referring to Fry]: Awww! He looks like a little insane drunken angel.


Smitty: Fire lasers! [Lasers rebound on laser-proof glass] Duck, lasers!


Fry: Relax, mammal. My robotic software shall meet your calculatory needs. [looks at his piece of paper] What is the meaning of his symbol?

Hermes: That's a plus sign, you pointy haired-loony! Quit thinking you're a robot!


Leela: I'm going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can.

Farnsworth: You're going to do his laundry? [Amy slaps Farnsworth.]

Leela: Fry, this is for you. [She kisses him. Fry smiles and Leela smiles back, thinking she's cured him.]

Fry: Beep.

Leela: Oh, for God's sake!


Roberto: Back off! I've got hostages!

Zoidberg: Hooray! I'm helping!

Smitty: Do you have any better hostages?


Bender: [confused] Um, OK. Fifty, six, ish?

Roberto: [irritated] 56? 56? Oh, man! Now that's all I can think about! I'm gonna kill you, you no good, 56-ing...


Roberto: I'm not crazy! Don't call me crazy! I'm just not user-friendly!


Hermes: Fry! Don't be a hero! It's not covered by the health plan!


Bender: Just like inside me, [grabs heart out of his body] I've got the heart of a human. [The crew recoil in horror.] What? [The scene cuts to a black background, the credits "Executive Producers Matt Groening David X. Cohen" appear.] What?

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