- "Can you save Hermes, Dr. Goodnsexy?"
- "I told you, my name is Dr. Cahill."
- ―Dr. Cahill[source]
Dr. Lauren Cahill, is a doctor at the Head Museum.
According to Hermes Conrad she was a bimbo. She took offense to this and said just because she had a breathy voice, full sensual lips and a steaming hot body did not mean she was a bimbo. Her speech was immediately contradicted when she forgot she had to put Hermes' head in a jar and calling herself "ditzy-witzy."
- Philip J. Fry I called her "Dr. Goodnsexy", is most likely a reference to Dr. Goodhead from the James Bond film Moonraker. Her character is often parodied for her name and stereotypical female personality.