Mr. Conrad
Gender Male
Species Human
Age 60s (unconfirmed)
Planet Earth
Relatives Hermes Grandmother: Possible Mother or Mother-in-law (deceased) Wife: Mrs. Conrad(deceased)
Son: Hermes Conrad
Daughter-in-law: LaBarbara Conrad
Grandson: Dwight Conrad
First appearance The Beast with a Billion Backs

Mr. Conrad is the father of Hermes, the father-in-law of LaBarbara, and the paternal grandfather of Dwight.


He is mentioned when Hermes stated his parents told him giant tentacle monsters wouldn't come after him once he gave up diapers. It is unknown if he is dead like his wife, or if he is on the Near Death Star with other elderly people.