Every episode of Futurama contains a caption underneath the logo during the opening sequence. This article lists them all in production order.
Season 1[]
| Episode(s) | Image | Caption |
|---|---|---|
| "Space Pilot 3000" | 
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IN COLOR |
| "The Series Has Landed" | 
|
IN HYPNO-VISION |
| "I, Roommate" | 
|
AS SEEN ON TV |
| "Love's Labours Lost in Space" | 
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presented in BC BRAIN CONTROL where available |
| "Fear of a Bot Planet" | 
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Featuring GRATUITOUS ALIEN NUDITY |
| "A Fishful of Dollars" | 
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LOADING.... |
| "My Three Suns" | 
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PRESENTED IN DOUBLE VISION (WHERE DRUNK) |
| "A Big Piece of Garbage" | 
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Mr. Bender's Wardrobe by ROBOTANY 500 |
| "Hell Is Other Robots" | 
|
Condemned by the Space Pope |
| "A Flight to Remember" | 
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Filmed on Location |
| "Mars University" | 
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Transmitido en Martian en SAP |
| "When Aliens Attack" | 
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PROUDLY MADE ON EARTH |
| "Fry & the Slurm Factory" | 
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LIVE FROM OMICRON PERSEI 8 |
Season 2[]
| Episode(s) | Image | Caption |
|---|---|---|
| "I Second That Emotion" | 
|
MADE FROM MEAT BY-PRODUCTS |
| "Brannigan, Begin Again" | 
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NOT Y3K COMPLIANT |
| "A Head in the Polls" | 
|
FROM THE MAKERS OF FUTURAMA |
| "Xmas Story" | 
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Based On a True Story |
| "Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love?" | 
|
From the network that brought you "The Simpsons" |
| "The Lesser of Two Evils" | 
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THE SHOW THAT WATCHES BACK |
| "Put Your Head on My Shoulders" | 
|
Not Based On the Novel by James Fenimore Cooper |
| "Raging Bender" | 
|
Nominated For Three Glemmys |
| "A Bicyclops Built for Two" | 
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This Episode Has Been Modified To Fit Your Primitive Screen |
| "A Clone of My Own" | 
|
COMING SOON TO AN ILLEGAL DVD |
| "How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back" | 
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As Foretold by Nostradamus |
| "The Deep South" | 
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A Stern Warning of Things to Come |
| "Bender Gets Made" | 
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SIMULCAST ON CRAZY PEOPLE'S FILLINGS |
| "Mother's Day" | 
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LARVA-TESTED, PUPA-APPROVED |
| "The Problem with Popplers" | 
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FOR EXTERNAL USE ONLY |
| "Anthology of Interest I" | 
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PAINSTAKINGLY DRAWN BEFORE A LIVE AUDIENCE |
| "War is the H-Word" | 
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TOUCH EYEBALLS TO SCREEN FOR CHEAP LASER SURGERY |
| "The Honking" | 
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SMELL-O-VISION USERS INSERT NOSTRIL TUBES NOW |
| "The Cryonic Woman" | 
|
Not a Substitute for Human Interaction |
Season 3[]
| Episode(s) | Image | Caption |
|---|---|---|
| "Amazon Women in the Mood" | 
|
Secreted by the Comedy Bee |
| "Parasites Lost" | 
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IF NOT ENTERTAINING, WRITE YOUR CONGRESSMAN |
| "A Tale of Two Santas" | 
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THIS EPISODE PERFORMED ENTIRELY BY SOCK PUPPETS |
| "The Luck of the Fryrish" | 
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BROADCAST SIMULTANEOUSLY ONE YEAR IN THE FUTURE |
| "The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz" | 
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Now With Chucklelin |
| "Bendless Love" | 
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TORN FROM TOMORROW'S HEADLINES |
| "The Day the Earth Stood Stupid" | 
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80% ENTERTAINMENT BY VOLUME |
| "That's Lobstertainment!" | 
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DECIPHERED FROM CROP CIRCLES |
| "The Cyber House Rules" | 
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PLEASE RISE FOR THE FUTURAMA THEME SONG |
| "Where the Buggalo Roam" | 
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KRAFTED WITH LUV BY MONSTERS |
| "Insane in the Mainframe" | 
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Bender's Humor by Microsoft Joke |
| "The Route of All Evil" | 
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DISCLAIMER: ANY RESEMBLANCE TO ACTUAL ROBOTS WOULD BE REALLY COOL |
| "Bendin' in the Wind" | 
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FEDERAL LAW PROHIBITS CHANGING THE CHANNEL |
| "Time Keeps on Slippin'" | 
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FOR PROPER VIEWING, TAKE RED PILL NOW |
| "I Dated a Robot" | 
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NO HUMANS WERE PROBED IN THE MAKING OF THIS EPISODE |
| "A Leela of Her Own" | 
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SCRATCH HERE TO REVEAL PRIZE |
| "A Pharaoh to Remember" | 
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PSST… BIG PARTY AT YOUR HOUSE AFTER THE SHOW! |
| "Anthology of Interest II" | 
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Hey, TiVo! Suggest this! |
| "Roswell that Ends Well" | 
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FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY EXCEPT GRANDMA AND GRANDPA |
| "Godfellas" | 
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PLEASE TURN OFF ALL CELL PHONES AND TRICORDERS |
| "Future Stock" | 
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LOVE IT OR SHOVE IT |
| "The 30% Iron Chef" | 
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IF ACCIDENTALLY WATCHED, INDUCE VOMITING |
Season 4[]
| Episode(s) | Image | Caption |
|---|---|---|
| "Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch" | 
|
BIGFOOT'S CHOICE |
| "Leela's Homeworld" | 
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IT'S LIKE "HEE HAW" WITH LASERS |
| "Love and Rocket" | 
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WHEN YOU SEE THE ROBOT, DRINK! |
| "Less than Hero" | 
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SOON TO BE A MAJOR RELIGION |
| "A Taste of Freedom" | 
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OR IS IT? |
| "Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television" | 
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CONTROLLING YOU THROUGH A CHIP IN YOUR BUTT SINCE 1999 |
| "Jurassic Bark" | 
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NOT AFFILIATED WITH FUTURAMA BRASS KNUCKLE CO. |
| "Crimes of the Hot" | 
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KNOWN TO CAUSE INSANITY IN LABORATORY MICE |
| "Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles" | 
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NOW INTERACTIVE! JOYSTICK CONTROLS FRY'S LEFT EAR |
| "The Why of Fry" | 
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DANCING SPACE POTATOES? YOU BET! |
| "Where No Fan Has Gone Before" | 
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WHERE NO FAN HAS GONE BEFORE |
| "The Sting" | 
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A BY-PRODUCT OF THE TV INDUSTRY |
| "Bend Her" | 
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TOO HOT FOR RADIO |
| "Obsoletely Fabulous" | 
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YOU CAN'T PROVE IT WON'T HAPPEN |
| "The Farnsworth Parabox" | 
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BEATS A HARD KICK IN THE FACE |
| "Three Hundred Big Boys" | 
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VOTED "BEST" |
| "Spanish Fry" | 
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THANKS FOR WATCHING FUTURAMA, SLAVE ARMY! |
| "The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings" | 
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SEE YOU ON SOME OTHER CHANNEL |
Season 5[]
| Episode(s) | Image | Caption |
|---|---|---|
| "Bender's Big Score" | 
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IT JUST WON'T STAY DEAD! |
| "The Beast with a Billion Backs" | 
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THE PROUD RESULT OF PRISON LABOR |
| "Bender's Game" | 
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THE FLAMES IN YOUR TV ARE NOT PART OF THE SHOW |
| "Into the Wild Green Yonder" | 
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THE HUMANS SHALL NOT DEFEAT US |
Season 6[]
| Episode(s) | Image | Caption |
|---|---|---|
| "Rebirth" | 
|
REBIRTH |
| "In-A-Gadda-Da-Leela" | 
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APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE EYES |
| "Attack of the Killer App" | 
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THERE WILL BE A TEST |
| "Proposition Infinity" | 
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Dictated But Not Read |
| "The Duh-Vinci Code" | 
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PUT ON 3-D MONOCLE NOW |
| "Lethal Inspection" | 
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MADE YOU LOOK! |
| "The Late Philip J. Fry" | 
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IF YOU DON'T WATCH IT, SOMEONE ELSE WILL |
| "That Darn Katz!" | 
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(OR SIMILAR PRODUCT) |
| "A Clockwork Origin" | 
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THIS TIME, IT'S PERSONAL |
| "The Prisoner of Benda" | 
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WHAT HAPPENS IN CYGNUS X-1 STAYS IN CYGNUS X-1 |
| "Lrrreconcilable Ndndifferences" | 
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TWO SCOOPS OF PIXELS IN EVERY SCENE |
| "The Mutants Are Revolting" | 
|
100 |
| "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular" | 
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TIME TRAVELERS: ONLY 331 SHOPPING DAYS 'TIL LAST XMAS |
| "The Silence of the Clamps" | 
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NO REFUNDS |
| "Möbius Dick" | 
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FEATURING SPARKY, THE INVISIBLE ELF |
| "Law and Oracle" | 
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FOR THE SOPHISTICATED SHUT-IN |
| "Benderama" | 
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OTHERS ASK, "WHAT IF?" WE ASK, "WHY IF." |
| "The Tip of the Zoidberg" | 
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IT'S TENTACULAR! |
| "Ghost in the Machines" | 
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#1 MOST VIEWED SHOW AMONG VIEWBOTS |
| "Neutopia" | 
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PROVIDES A FULL DAY'S SUPPLY OF VITAMIN F! |
| "Yo Leela Leela" | 
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PENETRATES EVEN THE THICKEST FOIL HAT |
| "Fry Am the Egg Man" | 
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THE ONE BRIGHT SPOT IN YOUR LIFE! |
| "All the Presidents' Heads" | 
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APPLY VIEWING OIL NOW |
| "Cold Warriors" | 
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WE'RE FOLLOWING YOU, BUT NOT ON TWITTER |
| "Overclockwise" | 
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SOON TO BE A HIT TELEVISION SHOW |
| "Reincarnation" | 
|
REINCARNATION |
Season 7[]
| Episode(s) | Image | Caption |
|---|---|---|
| "The Bots and the Bees" | 
|
NOT SURE IF NEW EPISODE OR JUST RERUN OF EPISODE I WATCHED DRUNK |
| "A Farewell to Arms" | 
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Ask your doctor if Futurama is right for you |
| "Decision 3012" | 
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♻️ Made From 100% Recycled Pixels |
| "The Thief of Baghead" | 
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If this show's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin' |
| "Zapp Dingbat" | 
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Cancel OK |
| "The Butterjunk Effect" | 
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Purveyors of Entertainment to Her Majesty the Space Queen |
| "The Six Million Dollar Mon" | 
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This Episode Worth 250 Futurama Points |
| "Fun on a Bun" | 
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50% More Colors Than Bargain-Brand Cartoons |
| "Free Will Hunting" | 
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WARNING: DO NOT SHOW TO HORSES |
| "Near-Death Wish" | 
|
There's No Bismuth Like Show Bismuth |
| "31st Century Fox" | 
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Today's Episode Brought To You By The Letter O |
| "Viva Mars Vegas" | 
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MADE BY HAND (AND TENTACLE) |
| "Naturama" | 
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Tell Your Parents It's Educational |
| "Forty Percent Leadbelly" | 
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Any Resemblance To Actual Future Is Purely Coincidental |
| "2-D Blacktop" | 
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Put On 2-D Glasses Now |
| "T.: The Terrestrial" | 
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One of the 77 Wonders of the Future World |
| "Fry and Leela's Big Fling" | 
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WATCH IT OR DIE TRYING |
| "The Inhuman Torch" | 
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AS SEEN AT THE 1939 WORLD'S FAIR |
| "Saturday Morning Fun Pit" | 
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BROUGHT TO YOU BY Regretto PERMANENT CLOWN MAKEUP |
| "Calculon 2.0" | 
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THE ONLY SHOW BROADCAST AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT |
| "Assie Come Home" | 
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FEATURING A NEW INVISIBLE CHARACTER WHO DOESN'T SPEAK |
| "Leela and the Genestalk" | 
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SPOILER ALERT: ROBOTS AND WHATNOT |
| "Game of Tones" | 
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IF UNABLE TO SEE THIS MESSAGE, TURN ON FUTURAMA NOW |
| "Murder on the Planet Express" | 
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#1 Rated Show in Universe 3 |
| "Stench and Stenchibility" | 
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Not The Episode With The Dead Dog |
| "Meanwhile" | 
|
AVENGE US |
Season 8[]
| Episode(s) | Image | Caption |
|---|---|---|
| "The Impossible Stream" | 
|
AVENGED! |
| "Children of a Lesser Bog" | 
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ANYTHING HAPPEN WHILE WE WERE OUT? |
| "How the West Was 1010001" | 
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BASED ON AN ACTUAL UFO SIGHTING |
| "Parasites Regained" | 
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FIND THE HIDDEN STORY! |
| "Related to Items You've Viewed" | 
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WE WARNED YOU, BUT YOU WOULDN'T LISTEN! |
| "I Know What You Did Next Xmas" | 
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HIVE MIND SAYS RELAX |
| "Rage Against the Vaccine" | 
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TRY UNPLUGGING IT AND PLUGGING IT BACK IN |
| "Zapp Gets Cancelled" | 
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IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU'RE TOO FAR FROM THE SCREEN |
| "The Prince and the Product" | 
|
WHAT CHATBOTS TALK ABOUT IN THEIR FREE TIME |
| "All The Way Down" | 
|
VENI, SEDI, VIDI. |
Season 9[]
| Episode(s) | Image | Caption |
|---|---|---|
| "The One Amigo" | 
|
YOUR TV FRIEND |
| "Quids Game" | 
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PROVEN TO PROMOTE BRAIN GROWTH IN INANIMATE OBJECTS |
| "The Temp" | 
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*Product sold by weight, not quality |
| "Beauty and the Bug" | 
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WHO KEEPS CANCELING US? |
| "One Is Silicon and the Other Gold" | 
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RECOMMENDED BY e OUT OF π MATHEMATICIANS |
| "Attack of the Clothes" | 
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ENOUGH TO SHARE WITH THE WHOLE CLASS |
| "Planet Espresso" | 
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ALSO AVAILABLE AS A SUPPOSITORY! |
| "Cuteness Overlord" | 
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I'm not a robot |
| "The Futurama Mystery Liberry" | 
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YOU STREAMED IT, YOU CAN'T UNSTREAM IT |
| "Otherwise" | 
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WE'RE NOT OUT OF NETWORKS YET! |