"And if we don't want to pay our taxes, why, we're free to spend a weekend with the Pain Monster!"
Richard Nixon about the Pain Monster[source]

The Pain Monster is a monster that Richard Nixon hires to spend a weekend with anyone who does not pay their taxes on time. Despite a fearsome name and appearance, it has a pleasant and cheerful voice.


"See you April 15, folks!"


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