| “ | What do I look like, a guy who's not lazy? | ” |
| –Sal, The Series Has Landed | ||
Sal is an overweight man. He is seen in many different jobs, usually dull occupations which he performs badly due to extreme laziness. He pluralizes words randomly and singularizes words that should be plural.
Jobs 
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The different jobs he performs include:
- Janitor at Moon Amusement Park
- Bus driver
- Cleaner
- Tattooed art exhibit
- Truck driver and builder
- Factory foreman
- Excavator operator
- Owner and operator of Sal's Wrecking Co.
- Demolition worker
- Sewage treatment worker
- Construction worker
Due to these numerous jobs, some fans believe that Sal is one of many clones of an original. Others believe he just gets fired often.
