|Profession||Sports commentator for Channel √2 News|
|First appearance||"The Beast With a Billion Backs"|
|Voiced by||Maurice LaMarche|
- "ALL SPORTS CANCELLED."
- ―Sportsbot 5000
Sportsbot 5000 is the host of Channel √2 Sports with Sportsbot 5000.
- It is a running joke that Sportsbot adds no information to the newscast, and has never spoken more than four words in one episode.