[after crushing their alternative selves with the time machine]

Professor Farnsworth: Pow! We took care of the time travel paradox!
Fry: Alright!
Bender: Yabba Dabba Doo!

[after finding out of the explosion at Hedonismbot's party]
Leela: I'm angry..but I'm sad... but I'm so angry... is it possible to be both?
Hermes: It's what he'd [Fry] want.
Leela: Then that's what I am! [kicks TV screen] Hiyah-hah-ha-ha (ha being sobs)

[A song begins playing to the tune of Zager & Evans' In the year 2525'.]
Song: In the year one-o-five, one-o-five,
If man is still alive,
If robot can survive,
They may find,
In the year twenty-five-twenty-five-twenty-five,
The backwards time machine still won't have arrived,
In all the world, there's only one technology,
A rusty sword for practicing proctology,
In the future year that ends with a twenty,
A schlubby merman is gonna try to get chummy,
He may look like a watery wimp,
When in fact he's a blood thirsty shrimp,
In the year one million and a half,
Human kind is enslaved by giraffes,
Man must pay for all his misdeeds,
When the tree tops are stripped off their leaves,

Elzar: (singing) What day is today? (talking) Hey, aren't you the loser who got stood up on my other resturant? Leela: Just shut up and bring me two dinners.

Amy: Move it, boytoy! Granny's taking you to Atlantic City.

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