- "Man boxing a kangaroo is a peculiar spectacle. But a kangaroo boxing a robot? Now I'm afraid you've lost me."
- ―Theodore Roosevelt[source]
Theodore "Teddy" Roosevelt (October 27, 1858 – January 6, 1919) was the 26th President of the United States. He served as president from 1901 to 1909. By 2999, his still living head was preserved and on display in the Head Museum in New New York City.