Memorable Quotes Edit

Leonard Nimoy: I feel like hugging you!
William Shatner: Well, I would except you have no body.
Leonard Nimoy: Ha, ha, ha.
William Shatner: And we're both men.

Fry: All this time we thought he was a powerful super-being, yet he was just a child...
Melllvar's Mother: He's not a child. He's 34!

Fry: Melllvar's got a spaceship.
Melllvar: Yes, in mint condition... and you made me take it out of the package!

Walter Koenig': When we woke up, we had these bodies.
Fry: Say it in Russian.
Walter Koenig: [groans] Ven ve voke up, ve had these wodies.
Fry: [delighted] Eeeee! Now say "nuclear wessels".
Walter Koenig: NO!

Leonard Nimoy: Truly, it was a paradise.
Fry: And all you had to put up with was one really annoying Star Trek fan.
William Shatner: Let's get the hell out of here.

[Melllvar makes George Takei sign autographs]
Melllvar: Make it out to Melllvar. That's Melllvar with three L's.
George Takei: [crossly] I think I've done enough conventions to know how to spell "Melllvar".

Fry: Usually on the show, they came up with a complicated plan, then explained it with a simple analogy.
Leela: Hmmm... If we can re-route engine power through the primary weapons and configure them to Melllvar's frequency, that should overload his electro-quantum structure.
Bender: Like putting too much air in a balloon!
Fry: Of course! It's all so simple!

Leela: It's not working! He's gaining strength from our weapons!
Fry: Like a balloon, and... something bad happens!

William Shatner: Then George, you could give them a karate chop.
George Takei: I find that offensive. Just because I am of Japanese ancestry, you assume I know karate. Have I ever lead you to believe I have studied karate?
William Shatner: Well, no, but you never talk about yourself.
George Takei: Well, maybe if you showed a little interest.

George Takei: Do you guys have a self-destruct sequence like self-destruct sequence like 1-A, 2-B, 3-- (Bender's head explodes)

Bender:Thanks a lot, Takei! Now, everybody knows!

Willam Shatner: I'm Slim Shady. Yes, I'm the real Shady. All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating. So, won't the real Slim Shady please stand up? Please stand up? Please stand up?
Walter Koenig: How can you do a spoken word version of a rap song?
Melllvar: He found a way.

Leonard Nimoy: Live long and prosper.

Leela: Go yourself And your dead!

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