Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love?/Gallery

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Opening Theme

Main Episode

"Now this is what I call a thousand years of progress: A Bavarian cream dog that's also self-microwaving!"

Fry presses a button on the cream dog that does the "self microwaving".

"Aw, jeez. Let's just pray I have the energy to get myself another beer."

Looks like the beer bottle from the future control hand can't reach Bender's mouth.

"Oh, what is this, the Middle Ages?"

Enter Leela and Amy who are in gymnasium clothing.

"No offence, Fry, but you've become a fat sack of crap."

"And, Bender, your beer belly's so big your door won't even close."

"And that doesn't even make sense."

A nautilus shows up to Zoidberg while dribbling a basketball.

"Yo, yo, yo! Whassup, whassup! Give up the rock!"

"Co-ed steam rooms! I love the future!"

"Uh, Fry, you're in the women's steam room."

Fry is embarrassed after hearing about the 20th century women.

Amy asks to join the steam machine with the man. But he says no for a reason...

And that reason is he is super fat and he is in a square shaped.

He then reforms into his really fat body.

Amy is grossed out by the appearance as she did with that other man in "A Flight To Remember".

Leela sees Fry weight lifting three heavy barbells on both sides very well, which is impressive!

But unfortunately the problem is the gravity has been set to low. So Leela sets the weight to normal.

And then Fry begin choking down on the weight that is really heavy.

As Zoidberg is weight lifting all that weight, a fin appears onto his head.

Amy and Fry support Zoidberg's extra weight!

Zoidberg's finally gone berserk!

"Raaaaaawwwwwrrrrr!!!!"

"Hey, looks like Zoidberg's finally coming out of his shell. Get it? He's coming out--"

Bender is interrupted and knocked down by Zoidberg as he finally goes on a rampage.

Zoidberg appears in the bike exercise room looking really scary!

The people on the exercise bikes see Zoidberg and are really terrified.

The people pedal really fast but they don't go anywhere cause the bikes are for excercises only.

"I'm a doctor!"

"Fool me seven times, shame on you. Fool me eight or more times, shame on me."

Leela is disgusted after she heard the word "male jelly".

Amy has removed the bands from Zoidberg's claws, so he can go berserk again.

Zoidberg's car looks exactly like a scuttling crab.

"I used to hang out here as a larva. It looked so much bigger back then."

"Who's the tough guy now, Vinny?"

Zoidberg eats Vinny.

"Like whale barf"

"So not interested."

"Humph. I've heard that line before."

"Craw. Oh, what's the point."

"Hey! I can get any girl I want anytime I want. I'm just too busy."

"Zoidberg, I didn't know you were back in town."

"I'm sorry, Zoidberg. You're just an inferior male specimen."

"If a guy ever did that to me I'd know it."

Fry teaches Zoidberg on Romance 101.

"How was your day?"

"Do I ask her to mate now?"

"Third date!"

"Oh, Edna!"

"Of all the slimy, gross crab monsters on this planet, you are apparently the hottest."

Edna, Leela and Bender are not happy about as Bender says, "Oy.".

"That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard."

Leela tells Edna that the Zoidberg had taken to win her heart was actually all created by Fry.

Edna greets Fry wearing her attractive attire.

"I know Zoidberg's magical words were really yours. Teach me to love you, squishy poet from beyond the stars!"

The way Edna is kissing Fry is really disgusting to the human's point of view.

"Edna, I couldn't stand it any longer. I--"

Zoidberg screams in horror to see that he thinks that Fry is kissing Edna.

Zoidberg challenges Fry to Claw Plock. In English, the fight to the death.

"And if you survive, we'll make sweet love!"

"Taking all bets!"

"Large bet on myself in Round 1!"

Zoidberg growls at Fry cause he heard Edna say she loves him.

Bender attempts to make Fry lose the fight by blinding him with sunlight...

But Bender gets his wrist slapped...

...by a displeased Leela.

"Come on, Fry! Die with dignity!"

The mating frenzy meter is full of water.

Edna has decided to mate with the emperor.

"Shoo! Get away! Hey! What's with the flying jerks?"

"They come to feast after the frenzy. Once my species passes on its genes, it dies."

Wow! That is a lot of dead crustaceans!

Fry: "You mean you have to choose between a life without sex and a gruesome death?
Zoidberg: "Yes."

"Yes biggie. I learned to feel things I'd never felt before: Love, jealousy, passion for disembowelling. I owe it all to you."

Zoidberg gets ready to re-attach Fry's arm that has been attached on the wrong side.

"Ow! My legs!"

"Alright, alright, third time's the charm."

End Credits