- "To my loyal butler, You There, for his decades of service, I leave a pittance, to be paid in 20 equal installments of one-twentieth of a pittance each."
- ―Excerpt Vladimir's will[source]
You There was Vladimir's butler for many decades. When his master died, he left him a pittance to be paid in 20 equal installments of one-twentieth of a pittance each. Upon hearing this, You There burst into tears. In a deleted scene, he explains that despite how terrible Vladimir treated him, he still loved him.